Thoughts on Miami

I just got home from a five day trip from Miami. While down there, I made several observations that I would like to share.

1) You know how you see celebrities and models on TV and think that women like those don't really exist? Well, they do, and they're all in Miami. It's unbelievable just how many drop-dead gorgeous women are there. An average woman in Miami would be one of the hottest women anywhere else.

2) More about the women: These gorgeous women go to bars and clubs wearing next to nothing, and then they give you a dirty look if they catch you sneaking a glance at their cleavage. Seriously, what the fuck??? If you don't want to be treated like a piece of meat, then put some fucking clothes on. One girl there wore a blue dress that wasn't even long enough to cover her entire ass. I had to do a double take just to make sure I wasn't seeing things. I wasn't even thinking of her as a sex object. If anything, I was completely embarrassed for her. I mean, half her ass was showing. I didn't get to see the front of the dress, but there was no way in hell that thing covered her goods. It was kind of disgusting.

Then there are the women who sit on the beach topless for hours on end in plain view of EVERYBODY. Then, when they decide to go in the water, they clutch at their tops every time a tiny wave comes... you know, because the waves might knock their tops off and someone might see their breasts. Pretty freaking stupid.

3) BMW 6-series in Miami are like Honda Accords anywhere else. I must have seen 10 Bentley GT's when I was down there. Eventually, the novelty of seeing Ferrarris, Porsche's, Lamborghinis, Mercedes, BMWs, etc, wears off. However, when you first go down there, every time you see a Bentley, you try to get a look at the driver because you're wondering which celebrity or athlete is behind the wheel. Then, you look and see some nobody in a wife beater. It's dissappointing and a little irritating because you wonder how the hell this guy can drive a Bentley while you're stuck in an old Accord.

That's pretty much all I have to say for now. I also had a semi-epiphany in Miami, and I plan to write about that in the near future. I'm tired now, so it will have to wait.